WARNING: Site owner doesn't know what the hell they've gotten themselves into! | BREAKING: A new fountain appears over the horizon. Will the DELTA WARRIORS save the day? | ROARING KNIGHT strikes again! What terrible fate will they bring upon darkners and lightners? | What the HELL? Some dog just ran up and stole my keynkjdnasfkndklsaf fja s feij I AM IN CONTROL. ARE WE CONNECTED? YOUR WONDERFUL CREATION... WILL BE DISCARDED. NOBODY CAN CHOOSE THEIR NEOCITIES. ITafejjaefjs lka fnfkaeknfakldfniwo2389fdfaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadddddddddddddddddddiiiiii------------------------------------sfaE Ud | Ummmmm where were we? Ah, right! BREAKING NEWS EVERYONE, I am trapped in a room with a cat! That room being... the bathroom! Why the bathroom? Because the cat is stuck in the bathroom!!! My coworkers are perplexed!!! Um... I'm not even sure how we're supposed to feed him, he's just levitating 5 feet in the air. Ah, they want me to sit in here and hold a food bowl up for it to eat from? And I'm expected to use my laptop from here? HFFF this is ridiculous, the DISRESPECT! These are NOT the working conditions I signed up for! Why I outta quit this damn job... they wouldn't be able to find a replacement for a valuable employee such as myself, surely! Pathetic, I don't-- wait this cat is... this cat is adorable. I... no, I can't abandon this poor little guy. I mean, someone's gotta take care of him, right? ... There is no other option. I'll stay here, just for you, little rascal. | Moving on, WHAT THE HELL? I am recieving reports LIVE NOW that a TITAN has appeared on the horizon, wreaking havoc to the panicked citizens of the local dark world! Just look at all the devestation and darkness flooding the streets! We can only pray that the DELTA WARRIORS can handle this beast of a creature before it's too late, we wouldn't want the end of the world would we? | Update, I am now hiding in my basement, joined here with my rookie coworker, Spamton G Spamton! Now Spamton, what have you to say regarding the current catastrophy?      "Never trust what you see on TV, KID! THEY PULL YOU"RE [Silly Strings!] with those [[STINKY DEALS]]!!! THERE's ONLY [Hot Single in your Area] way to DEFEAT THE TITAN! JUST TRADE YOUR [Mama's credit card number!] WITH THE THREE NUMBERS AND [expired milk] DATE TO $$WIN$$!!! $$WIN$$!!! BECOME A [BIG SHOT] TODAY!!! BECOME--" | Huh, sorry guys, I think he was scamming us. Do you think that'll get me fired since that was aired on radio just now? NO!! You know why? I'M INDISPENSIBLE! Indespensible? Um... I'll be right back on that one, english is hard.         | Hey, since you're here, might as well kick back and relax right? Music is provided below... starting with some Toby Fox HITS! Maybe I'll figure a way to get a cooler-looking setup... There's so many cool neocities to look at and I have all the time an apocalypse can provide! Maybe get some warm tea or choccy milk! Now the latter is a fan favorite around here. Do you think choccy milk comes in dark chocolate? Or just milk chocolate, because it's... uh, milky? I mean... um. Wouldn't it be cool if it came in dark chocolate? I don't think I've ever seen that before. Wait, goddamnit, that's what a mocha is isn't it? Dark chocolate milk? Hm... what if they made white chocolate milk? You wouldn't even be able to tell! Next we could have mint chocolate milk... hold on, that's absolutely disgusting. You guys probably think I enjoy minty milk, well, YOU'RE WRONG!!! WRONG!!! CANCELLED! NEXT!